With the recent signing of Shaquille O’neal, the Cavaliers are on top of the world. It’s only been a couple of weeks into off-season and they manage to snatch a power house such as Shaq. I read a couple hours ago that they’re also trying to acquire Trevor Ariza, Ron Artest, or Rasheed Wallace in addition to Shaq.
The video below is a fan made rap by “Debonair” to answer to Lil Wayne’s song, Kobe Bryant. The season hasn’t even begun and the propaganda begins. Since Lebron was drafted in 2003, his career was based and built up on hype. Also, all through his career he continually answers with great numbers season by season. As a die-hard Laker fan, I’m scared to even imagine the Cavs picking up any other key players, specially coming up short this year.
Flight Club released these NBA animal characters. These are just a couple of my favorite ones. They also have, Kobe Bryant as a Black Mamba, Kevin Garnett as a Wolf, LeBron James as a Lion, & Dennis Rodman as a Hyena. Pretty dope huh?
Not quite the Shapely-Curtis debate (the original “Great Debate” concerning the nature and composition of the universe) but, Kobe v. Lebron has, in recent weeks, reached something a fevered pitch. For the most part, the dividing line lies between statistics and aesthetics: those backing Lebron cite his superior numbers, while Kobe supporters point to the grace of Bryant’s more polished and refined game. But this oversimplifies matters; as the debate has raged on, all sorts of questionable metrics and rubrics have been employed in pursuit of some kind of definitive answer: who’s a better teammate; who’s more likeable; how many rings have each won; who’s prettier; who raped a white girl; etc. Thus far, every compelling argument for either player has an equally compelling counterargument. There really is no way clear way to settle it, which only further entrenches each side into their respective positions.
Jerry West says Lebron has “surpassed” Kobe; Jeff van Gundy says he’d take LBJ for the first three quarters, but Kobe for the fourth; and so on. So, for me, it comes down to personal preference, and I prefer Kobe. Simple as that. I simply enjoy watching Kobe play much more than I enjoy watching Lebron. But don’t get me wrong, I definitely find Lebron exciting; he’s an amazing athlete that has each year worked on and improved nearly every aspect of his game. He’s absolutely tremendous: the blocks, the dunks, the passes, the step-back forty-footers, all of it. However, his game is clunky: it’s a combination of his linebacker-like lumbering and his slightly clumsy duck-footedness. He lacks that smooth balletic quality of a Dr. J or a Jordan. There’s something almost post-apocalyptic about how Lebron plays, the way he moves.
Kobe, on the other hand, moves with a kind of total finesse that forces you to look in new and exotic places for comparison. His is the sort of game, that when you picture it in your head, is always in that dramatic kind of super-slow motion–maybe with that annoying piano number from the playoff commercials. With his seemingly limitless arsenal of moves, Kobe expands and clarifies the grammar of the game: a prescriptive grammar: the way the game should be played, but tremendously difficult for many people to understand or to follow.
But all metaphors aside, the thing that really draws me to Bryant is an almost childlike belief that whenever he’s on the floor, I’m going to see something incredible, something near-impossible. Like anytime I watch a Lakers game I feel like I might be watching the greatest game ever played. Not that it always is, or ever has been, but it might be. He elicits that kind of belief. Who knows when he’ll drop another 81.
Often times greatness is associated with composure under pressure, delivering the goods when it counts. And Kobe in fourth quarter of a close game is must-see. Kobe in the fourth is the closest I get to religious; I believe–at times irrationally–in his ability. Lebron in the fourth, however, is often under-whelming, if not outright infuriating (why can he still not make clutch free-throws?) Kobe has that cliched “killer instinct.” Lebron doesn’t. Not yet, at least. That’s why I’m a Kobe man: he’s greater when it matters most. And while James likes to cast his persona in a thin veil of biblical references, Kobe is much more the humanist: fuck Salvation, I’m creating a heaven on Earth.
Uhhh okay, who am I kidding, I totally ripped this off someone. I just thought everything thats been mentioned is on point. I have the same opinions minus the fancy vocabulary. Can’t blame a “nigga” for trying… ahah!
That is the most uninterested look I’ve ever seen on a players face when dunking. It almost looks like he is laying down on the couch and watching TV. Someone give the kid a challenge… Kobe.
